Well isn't this just classy

"If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee) 04/13/2017 at 12:39 • Filed to: Nsfw, I guess

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Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 04/13/2017 at 12:51

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Isn’t the full term, “gas, grass, or ass?”

unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 04/13/2017 at 12:56

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I got cancer from looking at this shirt.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 04/13/2017 at 13:01

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Too many words for your average BMW fan to comprehend

TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 04/13/2017 at 13:02

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I feel like the only person who’d wear this is that 16 year old boy who is fapping over his debadged E46 328i sporting all season’s on bargain bin pep-boys rims.

ttyymmnn > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 04/13/2017 at 13:03

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Yes. Yes it is.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. 04/13/2017 at 13:09

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That describes a depressingly large portion of 3 series owners

415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°) > TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. 04/13/2017 at 13:13

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My crossfit bro neighbor with a M3 might, he already wears his hat crooked and has a gym rat fitness slag for a girlfriend who apparently sees the Jersey Shore as a fashion mecca.

415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°) > unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) 04/13/2017 at 13:13

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You get STDs from BMW drivers.

itschrome > unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) 04/13/2017 at 13:14

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hey, don’t complain. free cancer is better than paying for the cancer...

diplodicus > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 04/13/2017 at 13:14

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This is the type of shit that makes me hate having BMWs. Well not hate the cars, but like telling someone you drive a BMW.

Mercedes Streeter > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 04/13/2017 at 13:17

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Pfft free rides are the best rides ;)

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Mercedes Streeter 04/13/2017 at 13:20

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I like to put in some effort for them. Makes me feel like I’ve earned it.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > diplodicus 04/13/2017 at 13:21

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I’m above that petty 3-Series immaturity. I have a nice respectable 5-er.

HammerheadFistpunch > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 04/13/2017 at 13:28

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Funny, it really is, but you need a safety image. its subtle but its still not something I want my boss to walk past and see. Safety image and tag please.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > HammerheadFistpunch 04/13/2017 at 13:39

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It’s not funny, it’s sad. This is tagged as an official bmw product.

HammerheadFistpunch > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 04/13/2017 at 13:46

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Sad funny. Anywho, thanks for tagging. Its mild but enough nsfw that I wouldn’t want to answer questions from my boss about it.

diplodicus > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 04/13/2017 at 13:59

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I’ve got both an E30 and an E39. I feel like people assume I’m a douche in the E39 more than the E30.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > diplodicus 04/13/2017 at 14:09

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E39s in my area tend to be driven by well-to-do middle aged women so I guess i don’t see where you’re coming from.

Now that the E30 is a classic it’s escaped from the douchery. It’s the E36/E46 that are causing the bad image.

diplodicus > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 04/13/2017 at 14:34

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I think it’s the tint and the bad paint job on the rims that the PO did that makes me feel like a douche? I see mostly younger guys driving e39s around me. I love it either way, I’m really hoping to get my chain tensioner on tonight and see if that makes my P0011 code go away or if I have to tear it open, or pay my mechanic to tear it open.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > diplodicus 04/13/2017 at 15:07

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Mine could very easily pass for stock. The only mod I have is some facelifted clear taillights, and that’s something only a fellow enthusiast would pick up on. To anyone else my car is untouched.

diplodicus > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 04/13/2017 at 15:12

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I actually prefer the pre facelift tail lights. I’ve thought about getting angel eyes for the front, but probably wont. Same with an M-sport bumper. I’ve grown to like having the tints, and I do like the gunmetal grey rims with the Alpineweiss paint, they just look like shit up close. Lot’s of runs. I also don’t have a rear resonator, so its a little louder than a standard 540i.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > diplodicus 04/13/2017 at 15:26

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Mine came with angel eyes that the PO presumably wired in himself. I ripped them out the moment they started working intermittently and staying on when the car was off:

I’m indifferent to the amber tails (which came in the trunk of the car when I bought it) but the facelift lights definitely make the car look a good five years newer. My plan is to just keep the originals as spares in case I ever bust one.